Heard of the Swan flu?
With all eyes on the H1N1 virus, nobody seemed to have noticed the new virus this lady caught. The virus, called Swan flu, was first noticed and named by Ms Ivy when she visited her friend. It seems to affect only the ladies.
Symptoms
1. Eat a lot all the time without getting fat.
2. Stays up late on weeknights for facebook.
3. Stays up late on weekends to play DOTA.
4. Likes watching gory horror movies.
5. Is a guy magnet.
So ladies, if you suffer from all the symptoms mentioned above... Take heart. It's not so bad. ;-)
Ivy: Akala ko talaga bird flu yan ang swine flu.
ReplyDeleteRachel: Ha? iba naman ang bird flu eh...
Ivy: Kasi naman rinig ko sa friend ko eh "swan" flu
Rachel: Slang! swaaaan flu!
How about bird swine? Pinagsamang bird's flu at swine flu. lolz
ReplyDeletetranslation for my non-Tagalog speaking readers:
ReplyDeleteIvy: I thought swine flu is bird flu.
Rachel: What? bird flu is different...
Ivy: The way I heard it from my friend it's "swan" flu
Rachel: Slang! swaaaan flu!
hahahaha babaeng nawawala sa sarili!
ReplyDeletedapat crazy swan flu diay 'to, dee hehehe!
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